the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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