first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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