It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
