no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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