hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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