Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
