Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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