I must be too annoying 4 u.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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