how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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