Say something about gay babies.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize