I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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