I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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