I accidentally had phone sex last night
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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