The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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