Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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