you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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