Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
two words...techno handjob
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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