dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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