I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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