Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
