Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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