Dual....:-)
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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