its not stalking. its research.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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