I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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