I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Watching her eat just hurts me
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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