1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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