Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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