Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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