Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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