so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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