i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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