I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I touched a dick in church today
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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