kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
