All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
