u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
