somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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