Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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