i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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