all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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