What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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