dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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