all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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