Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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