We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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