pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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