well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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