Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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