I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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