Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I need moral support for this bender
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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