i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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