I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
