Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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